I would just go with "Yoddy Wahee," but we haven't spoken since I discovered he was just a sock puppet that Fred Franz kept in his desk drawers at Bethel in Fred's "Sanctum Sanctorum,"
Fred only brought Yoddy out when he felt "Moved by the Spirit" (horny).
The Bethel Barber was called to Fred's room weekly to keep Fred's hand's properly groomed.